Sucking Cider Through A Straw

(public domain, performed by Ralph Covert)

The prettiest girl that ever I saw
Was sucking cider through a straw

I told that gal I didn’t see how
She sucked the cider through a piece of straw

And cheek by cheek and jaw by jaw
We sucked that cider through that straw
And cheek by cheek and jaw by jaw
We sucked that cider through that straw

And all at once that straw did slip
I sucked some cider from her lip

And now I got me a mother-in-law
From sucking cider through a straw

The prettiest girl that ever I saw
Was sucking cider through a straw

I told that gal I didn’t see how
She sucked the cider through a piece of straw

And cheek by cheek and jaw by jaw
We sucked that cider through that straw