Old Man Dan

(Ralph Covert - Waterdog Music / © 1970 ASCAP)

Old Man Dan he’s a mean old man
He lives inside of a garbage can and goes
Humbug humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug

Circus Pat she’s an acrobat
She's a high wire walker with a magical cat
Who goes Meow meow

Sea Sick Sam he’s a sailor man
Sailed his ship from old Siam
To go a boogie boogie ohoh
A boogie boogie ohoh

Horse Back Joan she’s a ready to go
She’s a wild west star of the rodeo
Her best friends are Pat and Sam
And don’t forget Old Man Dan

Old Man Dan he’s a mean old man
He lives inside of a garbage can and goes
Humbug humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug

Old Man Dan calls all his friends
Joan and Pat and Sea Sick Sam
To stay up all night and cheat at cards
Drink cactus juice from an old fruit jar

Old Man Dan he’s a mean old man
He lives inside of a garbage can and goes
Humbug humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug humbug
Humbug humbug humbug